By: C. dog e. doG

C. dog e. doG — Fri, 14 Sep 2012 22:39:00 +0000

Other than packaging and merchandizing, try these on for size, Ovide:
1. Full-court press to introduce choice and diversity of schooling New Hamster’s ‘utes.
2. Eliminate Dept. of Cultured Affairs, then work up the liberty tree from there
3. Get rid of that silly prohibition of that silly little weed that makes dingbats giggle and eat fried pork byproduct.
4. Fire all drones that wile away their useless lives sending their screed to the Concord Moronitor and other portals of Moron Media.
5. Surgically remove the vestige of kingly pursuits: Eminent Insane.
6. Convert all saving to elimination of phantom sales and income taxes that don’t exist for propaganda purposes, but for those of us in the know, well a manure pile is still a manure pile, even if called a rose.
– C. dog on point for the fall paaatridge season

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